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minus-squarePotatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoFirst rule for any data scientist working under Musk… Find numbers that make him happy. Hide/deprioritize numbers that don’t make him happy. Else you will get fired.
minus-squarettmrichter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoWhere have I seen this pattern before…? Oh, right! The mass famine of the Great Leap Forward was caused by exactly this kind of thing! But … I’ve seen this pattern elsewhere. Let me think… Oh, right! Literally every medium- to large-sized corporate entity I’ve ever worked in! There’s a reason why I call corporate thinking “corporate communism”.
First rule for any data scientist working under Musk…
Find numbers that make him happy. Hide/deprioritize numbers that don’t make him happy.
Else you will get fired.
Where have I seen this pattern before…?
Oh, right! The mass famine of the Great Leap Forward was caused by exactly this kind of thing! But … I’ve seen this pattern elsewhere. Let me think…
Oh, right! Literally every medium- to large-sized corporate entity I’ve ever worked in!
There’s a reason why I call corporate thinking “corporate communism”.