• whereisk@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    So you’re saying he was preserving us as a food source! Millions of light years of travel ought to make a fella hungry. What will they eat if we are dead?

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Sounds more like he was preserving us as a fuck source. Aliens must be pretty horny. And way into butt stuff.

      • whereisk@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Hahaha! Why can’t it be both? Copulating with livestock has been a human passtime for millennia after all.

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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          6 months ago

          Good point. And food replicators just can’t reproduce accurately the smell and taste of a really well-cooked human.