Alaskan holy relic
My precious.
dawg what the actual fuck
+1d4 physical damage to target
+1d8 psychic damage to user
“The Painlan”
A million percent someone’s papaw died and nobody wanted all the chud shit he squandered their inheritance on so it got donated
This has more of a peepaw feel to me
nice, just don’t hold it up to a blacklight
how much did he pay? im an antiques appraiser by trade specializing in political memorabilia and based on the condition of this piece and set i would estimate its market value conservatively at around 700 billion dollars
It’s worth the mineral rights to an indigionous tribes land
I legit think it was like 15 bucks. Truly undervalued for a priceless relic.
I’ll leave this here comment here for the bears, too
need one with the red silhouette as the second hand lmao
some knives are for showing your neighbor how shit is, some knives are for displaying prominently on the mantle.
get one that can be both at Gibson’s Knife & Diabetes Test Strip Emporium on Route 14.
Replace the photo with one of Lisa Ann to unleash its full Alaskan powers.
While you were out partying, I studied the blade
I don’t know what to say about this. It’s really fucking weird.
Cast it into the fire Isiliador! Destroy it!
Pal-gûl
Drop me in the Yukon with my Palin buck knife and watch me thrive.
Real ones know you want a hatchet to survive in the northern wilderness
This is what they give you when your dad inevitably gets mauled by bears in the wilderness as compensation in Alaska. When you die you gotta give it back and then they send it back again to your next of kin. Legal stuff, ya know? Many families torn apart by the Palin knife.