• casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      Russian-American de-escalation line transcript from Dec 14th 2024:

      Saltzman: Dmitry, care to enlighten me as to why exactly Roscosmos felt the need to launch a Soyuz with nothing but depleted uranium marbles on board?

      Rogozin: Scy-eence

      Saltzman: OK, and why the second one?

      Rogozin: Ree-plecibility

      Saltzman: …

      Rogozin: Vhat? I dought you like spacebolls