Lemmy.zip are IPOing today.

What a fantastic opportunity for us to ~~launder money ~~ obtain a fantastic strategic asset that will open us up to new markets.

I have it on good authority that lemmy.zip:

  • Has losses far lower than other large link aggregators 💷💷💷
  • Has a large stockpile of premium tea ☕️☕️☕️
  • Controls the price of Jaffa Cakes 🟤🟤🟤
  • Is personally in contact with Diana Princess of Whales 🐳🐋🐳

So, let’s go!

Don’t stop until we have majority voting rights!