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Ebussy sounds like a dating or porn service for femboys
20 Hit points for a car isn’t much if we’re going by traditional RPG metrics, but I suppose I’m not sure what the creators were using as a template when they made it.
Depends on how traditional you want to get. The original metric was the number of 14" shells something could survive. Given that, 20 seems pretty good for a car.
So the average human is, what, 0.05 HP?
It looks like someone crossbred a VW Bus with a panda bear then startled it.
Just 20 HP? I need something that is able to survive while I’m farming. At least give us 40 HP.
It’s called an XBus now. Yes it’s not better.
But this is actually a pretty cool ev, the bed is swappable.
Yeah, fuck those imperial units.
Lb-Ft, pfff …
It’s pretty disgusting that here in 2024 they would still use outdated and inappropriate terms like horsepower and foot-pounds.
For some reason one of my calc classes in college used imperial instead of metric and it really highlighted the absurdity of it
Me and the boys entering the eBussy:
Finally, I can have a bussy.
Truly a sad day in history
The XBUSSY
not a single gay or young person on whatever team decided the name lmao
or maybe there were some, giggling in the background
We had a project once called Asset Analytics which the steering team decided to shorten to AssAnal. It lasted a couple of months until it was changed to metrics
They knew
I can barely imagine how funny that must have been
I bet a certain Analyst/Therapist was involved in that.
Some of these names must be handed to the higher-ups with pure malicious intent, I love it
Not malitious - this is a case of chaotic good. If it’s funny and harms noone, roll with it!
Sure, corporations love to run wild and fun with their marketing…
The ones that make memorable marketing do.
- malicious
- no one
Ich liebe die e-Busse
eBussy hehe sounds like pussy
Gen Z humor…
(B)oy p(ussy)
It’s a gay thing not a Gen Z humour thing
Well, it evolved in Gen Z humor as you had car-ussy and clussy fever.
I don’t understand the joke… send help.
Couple of years ago the use of slang that consisted of making portmanteaus of the word “pussy” (using the suffix “-ussy”, also word of the year 2022 IIRC) with other words rose. At first it was mostly for implying said thing was used as a pussy (thrussy: throat pussy, bussy: boy pussy) but then it evolved into a comedic way to refer to “hole of said thing” (chussy: hole in the chest as in pectum excavatum).
In this case, this vehicle is called eBussy because it’s a tiny electric bus. But due to the slang, it can also be interpreted as “electronic boy pussy (as in a guy’s anus, for gay sex)”.
Oh, that’s hilarious. Thank you very much.
So how many people fit inside your ebussy?
All right! Shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus! I didn’t freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Hey! my girlfriend fit 36 people in his ebussy!
In a row?!
Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot.
Torque is a stupid, meaningless figure in almost any situation, but particularly in a vehicle where there is a transmission involved.
