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The curtain on the door is slightly open, I would keep fucking walking.
“I need your coat, your shawl, and your potatoes.”
aeronmelon@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•1955 was as old in 1990 as 1990 is in 2025.4·9 hours agofire hydrant wearing a cowboy hat and playing a guitar
“After these messages… we’ll be right back.”
aeronmelon@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•1955 was as old in 1990 as 1990 is in 2025.12·9 hours agoThe future scenes in Back to the Future II take place ten years in the past.
Weasel is a typo. It’s suppose to be Wheatley.
Wheatley was accidentally accelerated past the speed of light and now exists outside of time in a godlike state.
Still can’t make decent puzzle rooms for shit.
Shine on, you crazy diamond!
Anyone out there willing to make a cake with whipped banana, please report back.
aeronmelon@lemmy.worldto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•D'ya like jazz?9·11 hours agoToot the Pain Riker
I call that Thunderdoming.
aeronmelon@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Hate Trump? According to a Proposed NIH Investigation, You Have a Mental-Health Disorder.93·16 hours agoIf hating what Trump does and represents is a mental disorder, then I am terminal and highly-contagious.
aeronmelon@lemmy.worldto Spaceflight@sh.itjust.works•Blue Origin updates work on ‘transporter’ for Blue Moon lunar landerEnglish1·19 hours agoTook me a few seconds to not see Slave I in that picture.
aeronmelon@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•New North Korea warship is damaged at its launch ceremony attended by Kim Jong UnEnglish121·19 hours agoIs the cameraman okay?
aeronmelon@lemmy.worldto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•"Not big enough." - Janeway9·19 hours agoThat episode where John de Lancie did an intentional racism of Robert Beltran’s accidental racism because of some hack consultant’s intentional racism.
Most creatures have the male giving the female semen for their egg. But seahorses have the female giving the male an egg.
So I propose the slang “dropped off” for female seahorses impregnating male seahorses.
aeronmelon@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How The Muppet Movie Should Have Ended10·1 day agoYou’re confusing The Muppet Movie with The Great Muppet Caper. It’s not like there was an effort to maintain continuity throughout a larger Muppet Cinematic Universe.
aeronmelon@lemmy.worldto Funny@sh.itjust.works•I want to pull it backwards until it clicks18·1 day agoSteal a manhole cover, paint it to look like a penny.
It looks like a giant popcorn kettle.