Did they at least give him a trial?
Next time, give the turt a couple bumps off the coke so it can outrun the cops.
These Cocaine Bear sequels are getting weird.
Unlike the original, of course.
Yes, a cinematic masterpiece soon to be on the criterion collection!
Cut out the feel good “not without my daughter” parts of the story and it was actually pretty good.
Scratch that, take out the plot but keep all the kills, add a few more in and the film would have been a solid 8/10.
Something tells me that your favorite movie is either The English Patient or The Constant Gardener.
Definitely something starring Ralph Fiennes!
No.
Cocaine Orca gonna slap tho
Oh, so the turtle was unemployed, after all
Good to hear she didn’t turn to the path of crime
That is what the turtle wants you to think
No no no.
The turtle is employed; they work for the cops.
The Coast Guard sure has some funky math.
seized 7 tons of cocaine worth over $135 million
But this 1800 lbs is worth $53mil?
They’re just making up these numbers
it’s worth nothing until you realize the gains
Of course they are. The whole war on drugs is made up.
That’s just a maritime ton
Per usual
He can’t go down with 2 barrels!
You all jest - and fair enough… but dude… this just makes me so sad :( that poor turt didn’t sign up for this shit
Michelangelo is that you?
He is the party dude.
On it’s way to a cowabunga party.
$48 Million worth of Cocaine was found strapped to a turtle? Incredible.
Crazy they found $40 million worth of cocaine on this turtle. Where could it have gotten the $35 million of cocaine from?
Crazy someone would attach 30 million worth of cocaine to a turtle.
I’m sure there will be an astute amount of investigation on the 20 million worth of cociane floating with the turtle
Yep gotta know where the 15 million worth of cocaine came from .
$10 million worth of cocaine?
Get out a here with that nonsense!
The turtle has been found guilty, and sentencing will take place in September.
These mandatory minimum sentences are getting out of hand.
Turtle power.
Turtle powder
From now on, we need to refer to all water traveling drug smugglers as drug turtles instead of drug mules.
La Tortuga de drogas
Drogtuga.
The DEA turtle !
Steady pace wins the face candy.
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