So you’re telling me:

There’s a giant pipe that runs all the way from Canada to Los Angeles, with a massive valve that takes a day to turn. Its current configuration is set to dump all of that water into the Pacific. To solve the water crisis we merely need to spend a day to turn this massive valve, the size of that building behind you, the other way so that the water goes to Los Angeles instead?

Truly very stable genius stuff here.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it, or maybe I do but can’t admit it.

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

attacks

Another said that an instructor leered at her and stared at her chest, “sometimes while licking his lips.”

Gross.

Hopefully this class action suit will lead to some cultural change within the agency, which is often the most difficult thing to change in any organization.

Rolling for initiative means that a combat phase has begun. This will determine whether you, or the bunny, will attack first.

I wanna work in a fish shaped building lol

How are they not getting the book thrown at them by Microsoft?

That story’s rad AF

Why was soup chosen over any other liquid?

The dog is sniffing them for explosive residue.

I want to be him

I still like to call it Twitter in the extraordinarily unlikely event that Elon sees this post and gets triggered over it.

What would happen if one of these tiny black holes hit Earth? The article doesn’t really talk about it.

But it has to share it with Herzegovina, so more like 6 miles for Bosnia and 6 miles for Herzegovina

They also gain approval from the Royal Society of Putting Things On Top Of Other Things.

Here I present a little something I call a Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V

The Sun being fake is a new one to me.

The attorney general argued in court that the prosecutor at the time denied racial motivations for removing Black jurors and asserted there was nothing improper about touching the murder weapon without gloves at the time.

The attorney general is an idiot and lacking in basic evidence collection knowledge.

Some people will say that science has gone too far. I, however, do not think it has gone far enough.

I wonder if anyone rich enough has decided on undertaking the quest to get and hold as many citizenships as possible.

There’d probably be difficulty though getting simultaneous citizenships for North Korea / South Korea citizenship, Russia / Ukraine, or Republic of China / People’s Republic of China.