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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Anon wants this

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Anon wants this

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.

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      1 month ago

      The being taught to raid England part seems lit.

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      since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it

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        Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.

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          if you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself

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            1 month ago
            1. And?
            2. If you’re not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
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              30 days ago

              I’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers

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