Now Norman’s a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone
Now he’s flying around on that glider-thing
And he’s tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he’s wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he’s scarier without it on
There’s an old man sitting next to me Makin’ love to his tonic and gin.
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free
Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he’s talkin’ with Davy, who’s still in the Navy, And probably will be for life
Now Norman’s a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone
Now he’s flying around on that glider-thing
And he’s tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he’s wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he’s scarier without it on
Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.
Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.
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