Google is laying off more employees and hiring for their roles outside of the U.S.

Google is laying off more employees and hiring for their roles outside of the U.S.

  • Daft_ish@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    6 months ago

    Quick answer this one question.

    You are given a button that upon pressing kills 100,000 people. The button does nothing else.

    Do you press the button?

    • Promethiel@lemmy.worldEnglish
      20·
      6 months ago

      Of course not. Why would I risk limiting our market share that way?

      I demonstrate synergy and the ability to run an agile ship by instead outsourcing development of an app charging 1,000,000,000 people $15 monthly for the privilege of pressing the button and posting that they weren’t it this month.

      Then I press it, because we must make sure our actions align with increasing shareholder value.

      • Daft_ish@lemmy.worldEnglish
        12·
        6 months ago

        Sir, please wait by the door for your hummer limo straight to the upper crust.

      • Daft_ish@lemmy.worldEnglish
        9·
        6 months ago

        Ahh, see you have a conscience. Sorry you’re not billionaire material.

        I would have accepted:

        “Yes, for the mere thrill of it”

        “Yes, they deserve it”

        “Yes”

        “No, that isn’t nearly enough”

        “Yes, it’s my right”