They’re not a real whistleblower, they’ve been planted!

My cat hates when my plants thrive. I didn’t realise that it’s because they know Boeing secrets. I guess it’s for the best I don’t know more, lest he also turn his sadistic gaze upon me.

(It hurt to even type this. I love my kitten, he’s the goodest little baby in the whole world. I miss him so much I’m going to go see him right now.)