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He should have to wear the bra, too
Pasties!
In space? Really?
Either way works for me. I just want to see more of that loin cloth
Really? I was just thinking I’d like to see less loin cloth…
Here’s an idea: what if they were both slutty?
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Asses to asses, butts to butts
Yes please, cant enough of appropriately clothed badass woman
get me more badass bitches in badass full armor, best thing ever
edit: had to edit cause i cant write in freedom language
What
That’s a very good question.
If I can parse this correctly, I believe the poster is inquiring whether has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You know? That is not bad at all. Not bad at all. Why not? Why not the parallel universe version? Maybe they could use the chance to fix the dumpster fire the prequels were as well and perhaps even go along with Darth Jar-Jar.
My (new) hope is that in the parallel universe version they didn’t do the special edition re-releases and kept in the original Mos Eisley Cantina scene.
Remember friends, Hana shot first!
Han shot only. Greedo never got a shot off, Han straight up ended him in cold blood.
Lest we forget, Greedo pointed a gun at him first, Han literally defended himself from a threat of lethal force. Jabba wanted Han dead or alive, and Greedo makes it clear he’d look forward to shooting.
It’s part of why the edit is so galling, honestly, it was already justified.
We already got here
I’m not sure whether whoever made this is aware that the skimpy outfit wasn’t something Leia chose to wear, this was. Now I don’t mind canon-bending Jabba the Hutt into being gay or bi but “equality is when slave outfit” nah I’ll pass.
In the movie universe it was a creepy evil guy who made her wear the slave outfit, and doesn’t make sense to get mad at a fictional character. In real life the people making the movie decide what outfits people wear, and we’re allowed to have opinions about that.
If we carry this to the meta level: The same people also decided that Leia kills Jabba in that very outfit and generally break a ton of damsel in distress tropes. Now you could say “But Ellen Ripley is just as if not even more badass, why not do that”, well, then you wouldn’t be messaging that getting demeaned by your captors doesn’t change anything about your capacity to badass, that the outfit, or Jabba’s general grossness, does not need to have power over your mind, just as horror doesn’t have power over Ripley’s mind. And you can’t just turn Star Wars into body horror so it has to have different hero characteristics.
I see nothing wrong with that message.
The same thing gender-swapped, though? Wouldn’t have the same impact as men typically get sexualised differently. It’s certainly been done in a sense, though, e.g. in Pulp Fiction.
Jen Solo and Prince Leo
So why can i see Hana’s belly?
That woman though
I am harbouring a suspicion that beneath her clothes she may be naked and even in possession of such subversive objects as female nipples!
is she tingling his balls??
Where’s his mankini? I don’t remember Leia walking around topless.
It’s not equality, her outfit doesn’t have pockets.
Look, it’s in space. It was long, long ago in a galaxy far away. You just can’t see the pockets, they’re space pockets, much cooler than regular pockets.
I mean, nor does his. It’s more equal than the original in this sense.
In the future, you don’t need pockets. You cram your credit token under your ballsack.
What’re you talking about? This is totally accurate. Han always wore a crop top!
