You want to know the absolute stupidest thing. The main train station in my area is being redeveloped, which is great, but the problem is it’s taking forever and in meantime there are no services to the station at all.

So they have taken a functioning station, and under the guise of upgrading it, have shut it down. The only train service available now is the Grand Central to London, and that’s because they route it through a village station as its primary station, because that makes sense.