But Blanche said the idea that the former president had time for the alleged “scheme” while serving as “the leader of the free world” was “absurd.”
No words.
Ok, one. Fore.
But like this is hush money trial right? The one for the events that happened entirely before he even was elected? WTF is this lawyer smoking?
No, the reimbursement of Michael Cohen and the cover-up of that reimbursement happened after Trump was elected.
He personally signed 9 of the 11 checks and directed his company to create false documents to cover their purpose. The purpose was to help him get elected, and that’s why it’s a felony (34 felonies).
More like a mulligan.
I suppose he was working real hard on the golf course the whole time. More than any president in history, actually.
Roughly 50% of his days in office were spent on the golf course.
Top activities: Raging at tv news, golfing, traveling to golf, abusing staff, impotent tweets, insane rants, eating garbage, shitting everywhere, drugs, passing out. Person, woman, man, camera, tv? The life of a billionaire* genius** president***.
You forgot “chewing the carpets”. And no. That’s not a euphemism.
Seems like a good fit for his client.
