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- weirdnews
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- weirdnews
Somewhere out there, a writer is feeling smug as fuck over that headline.
As he should. It’s pure gold.
That man’s name? Dan Hendrickson
Dan must have waited a lifetime to pounce with that pun and dear lord he finally did it
That crazy son of a bitch, he did it.
I went to one of their concerts, and their lead singer, David Draiman, was one of the most wholesome and honest guys I’ve ever seen. Funny headline, but I hope he recovers quickly and without any long-term effects.
I’ve got a distant cousin that practically worships the guy, and the band, specifically because he met David a couple of times and was beyond nice.
Also one of the best voices out there imo. David, not my cousin
Ooh, wah-ah-ah-ah!
Get up, come on!
You fucker get up!
We shouldn’t have opened up our hate and let it flow into him 😔
Is the lead singer slowly morphing into Phil Collins?
We should all be so lucky
Do you promise to be a good boy and never do it again?
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
…down with a sickness
What kind of editor changes “the” to “a” in this instance!?
It’s because there’s no punishment when we die
Because there’s a lot more than one sickness?
“This content is not available in your country/region.”
I read that as a line from “Down with the Sickness.”
Also, I had the same problem. Solved by good ol’ 1ft.io
Mommy issues is not a sickness… Unless it is.
At least he’s staying true to his motto.