Meanwhile me:
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Women thinking that I am flirting when I am not;
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Women thinking I am not interested while me being in love with them.
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I would much prefer if someone began their flirting process with a plain and obvious statement.
That sort of breaks the whole point of flirting though
would it be terribly uncomfortable if you were able to allow me the honor of licking your butthole?
am I doing this right?
Even better if a person simply asked if it was OK to flirt with me first. I also feel like it opens up the silliness a bit. Then, you can’t really blame them if it just sounds dumb. Like, they warned you!
M’butthole
/tips tongue
If by flirting you mean making really obvious lewd innuendos, I know exactly what I am doing. Do you want me to fix your pipes or should I ‘fix’ your ‘pipes?’ 😏
Are you threatening me?
I would like my pipes to win the next horse race, yes
I like how those chat bubbles align on the right.
What platform is that?
Dunno but Signal and Threema look like that.
Facebook Messenger
