• xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    I don’t even have a driver’s license… it’s because my cock is so massive I can only safely transport it on high speed rail.

    • pingveno@lemmy.ml
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      6 months ago

      Similar circumstances. No driver’s license because my cock is so massive that I have to transport it in front of me in a cargo bike.

      • Damage@slrpnk.net
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        6 months ago

        I have a license and a car, therefore I have an average penis, but it’s a station wagon, which means I’m good at oral sex