• buddascrayon@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Indeed, the line should read “the only thing I need on my meat.”

    Cause in addition to objectifying the person just doing their job and not realizing that they are being low key stalked by a loser with no respect for them by calling them a “thing”, OP needs to use the right descriptor to refer to his penis and a flat cooked patty just doesn’t fit the bill.