Wait, you gave me tinnitus all those years ago?
I remember a weird shockwave, it wasn’t that bad, but I can still kinda hear it.

But I get it, curiosity isn’t actually a bad thing even when there is a price to pay.

Spider crabs! Spider crabs!! Do whatever spider crabs do!
Watch out for their eldritch aura, when they stay in one place for too long this tends to corrode all the stuff in immediate vicinity. Its super annoying, like when one of them little shits hides in your wardrobe - have fun wearing half-disintegrated & tattered clothes.

Im really jelly about having a bad feelings singularity within your household.
Does it generate some sort of v aurora or a jet steam when like neighbours are having a party & random feeling wander in its vicinity?
Must be petty.