I know people who voluntarily chose to pay a subscription fee to Google for their doorbell.

I could almost see that for highly specialized expensive hardwareyou don’t need longterm.

A mouse is not that. Who the hell is subscribing to a mouse. Not some kind of monthly mouse subscription for people really into them, but just the right to keep using the one mouse you have. That is insane.

Cars have been doing this for a while now

We in the endgame now friend.