• NABDad@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Story time.

    When my wife and I were dating and in high school, she decided to cook a meal for her parents. She found a recipe for some kind of baked penne.

    My wife’s family weren’t terribly familiar with making Italian food. They are Pennsylvania Dutch, and her mother wasn’t all that interested in cooking. The only garlic my wife ever saw growing up was garlic powder. This was her first time cooking with real garlic. Her mother never bothered because it was too much work.

    My wife (well, girlfriend at the time) called me up to tell me she understood why her mother never used real garlic. She said the recipe called for one clove, and “it took forever to peel all those little things”.

    I had to explain to her that each of those little things were the cloves. What she added to the recipe wasn’t one clove of garlic. It was the entire bulb.

    There must have been vampires just dropping out of the sky over their house that night.

    The smartest thing my dad did in his life was marry my mom. Luckily for me, my wife found inspiration in my mother’s cooking. The whole reason she wanted to make the recipe she made was because she wanted to learn to cook like my mom. Over the years she learned my mom’s recipes (lots of ethnic food: Italian, Slavic, Greek, Jewish, etc.).

    She is still a big fan of garlic, although she doesn’t typically include an entire bulb in the recipe.

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      3 months ago

      My MIL did something similar in a soup.

      Gotta say, I fucking loved that soup. Had to sleep on the couch for a few days, was 100% worth it.

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Is this referring to the standard quadrupling, or does it mean to quadruple the standard quadrupling?

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    3 months ago

    Another good idealist to leave the garlic bigger or cook the garlic less than most recipes state.

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    3 months ago

    Exactly. There is little reason to live without garlic. And the more the better!

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    3 months ago

    People who do this are disgusting. It is ruining the food, it’s exactly like the people who let all the ice melt in a drink.

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      3 months ago

      You and I might as well be worst enemies, then. You can never have enough garlic in the dish, and I let the ice melt because I want more fluids, and chewing on ice is unsatisfying and annoying.

      FWIW I mostly do this with tea and juice. Never with carbonated beverages. I prefer them straight out of the fountain/fridge with no ice at all, cause melted ice in soda ruins the taste.

      • iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com
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        3 months ago

        I don’t understand ice in drinks at all. It displaces what I want (a delicious cold beverage) with what I don’t want (blocks of ice and watered-down drink).

        Cold brewed coffee: delicious. Iced coffee: no thanks!

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      3 months ago

      Once I had a recipe call for half a clove. Half. A. Clove. If you don’t like garlic why put it in the recipe!

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    3 months ago

    I’ll be that person then, please don’t do this, garlic is disgusting when its more than an accent.

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      3 months ago

      GARLIC BREAD. garlic knots. fried garlic. garlic confit. garlic parmesan wings. garlic and herb dip. garlic stuffed olives. etc etc etc

      one of my all time favorite recipes: fry onions and garlic in a pan and then decide what you’re having for dinner.

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        3 months ago

        Here’s a killer garlic bread recipe.

        Grab a demi baguette from your grocery store’s bakery. Cut it in half both lengthwise and crosswise. Throw them on a sheet pan, cut side up. Drizzle with olive oil, season with salt and pepper. Put in the oven at 350 for 12 minutes or so, so that they’re lightly toasted and the cut side is crisp. Remove from the oven.

        This is where the fun begins. Peel a few cloves of fresh garlic… and rub that shit directly on the baguette. Keep running it across the bread until it is gone. One clove total for a balanced taste of garlic, two cloves total for a strong garlic journey, and one for each piece if you are become garlic destroyer of breath.

        Garlic spread? Pre-made frozen garlic bread? All trash. Have this once and I guarantee you will never, ever make any other inferior substitute again.