I’m not sure if we should clue them in so they can laugh too, or keep them in the dark for our own private amusement. Either way, it’s fucking hilarious.
I’m not sure if we should clue them in so they can laugh too, or keep them in the dark for our own private amusement. Either way, it’s fucking hilarious.
LOL bitch you don’t have enough money.
If the bartender is flirting with you it’s because the rent is due soon and those abusively high student loans ain’t gonna pay themselves.
Oh there’s plenty of paper and non-paper out there to do the same damage. Ever cut yourself on cardboard? How about those plastic straps they put around heavy boxes and packages? Or my personal favorite, splinters and burrs. Glass, rock, metal, sheets of plastic - anything thin will do if you hit it at just the right angle. It’s a tossup as to which bonus location is worse, under the fingernail or across the finger webbing. Or if you’re REALLY unlucky, the eye. a scratched cornea is no joke. Wear your safety glasses kids.
Don’t like kids, don’t want kids, not gonna put up with somebody else’s kids. I mean I’m not a dick about it, it’s just honest and a good idea to set realistic expectations to prevent potential hurt feelings later. Leaving somebody on is bullshit.
Maybe we could start rolling it up into balls and burying it for carbon sequestering. I mean it’s just an incredible nuisance otherwise.
Today on “games I’ll never play”…
Yeah I know. We live in hell.
Going to school in a hurricane-prone state? That sounds like a great idea!
Seriously I refuse to live anywhere that wouldn’t remain well above sea level even if you melted every ice crystal on earth. If the universe wants to natural disaster me to death it’s gonna have to go the extra million miles and drop an asteroid on me.
Sounds like he wasted all that money. A £500k bungalow? JFC with a million bucks I could buy a prefab house and a lot to plop it on and live the rest of my life until I inevitable drop dead from heart disease. Also RIP Bob. I wouldn’t be surprised if whoever hit him didn’t even realize it.
Okay this is easy if you’re an American. Whichever one’s the cheapest, unless it’s an obvious life or death situation or head injury. That’s it.
“He just wanted to feed the alligator” and “chickens are liked every year.”
Bitch did you own that chicken? No? Cool then let’s add theft and destruction of property to the list of charges.
What a dumbass.
Are we sure he didn’t just have somebody Photoshop him into the picture that came with the frame?
The Matrix CCP has you.
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I’m sorry sir, but I know about the court order that you’re required to remain no less than 500 feet away from any upholstery.
Sometimes it’s a solution in search of a problem. Usually that’ll be some startup that really wants Google (or somebody) to either buy them out or shovel millions of venture capital money at them. VC that would be better used for anything that housing homeless people, feeding the hungry, or hell just burning to stay warm.
He also ends every shopping trip with “hold on I forgot something” while the cashier’s asking for his credit card, then wandering off for 10 minutes.