Man Junly passed by way too fast.

When you can move your Knight off the board so you can make a flanking cavalry charge.

Meh, derivative.

For years these hallowed halls have been filled with battle. Roobartron and his Vacucons have made a mockery of both purpose and duty, leaving debris and darkness in their wake. Now only a scant few Cleanerbots are all that stand against their filth. I am Moptimus Prime, and today the time has come to end this tragic disaster, once and for all.

I can’t believe this isn’t illegal. What the thru idk fuck.

You know, the modern remake of The Time Machine shares some of these elements. Orlando Jones was the broken AI lol

I don’t know what sane American would be in Lebanon, but then again there’s Americans who get it in their fool heads to go to active war zones all the time. Like they’re fucking tourists to a war, not even to fight. Not to mention North Korea.

My childhood mostly sucked so I’ll take the memes. Also my first Fallout 3 playthrough where I made a raider pinwheel through the sky lol

As if rap classic wasn’t bad enough, now there’s British people doing it? JFC.

Only lef-brained thinkers can’t over high IQ this fuck chicken.

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Well I mean if you’ve gotta do an appendectomy after making a ham sandwich, you might as well not waste the knife.

See you can tell it’s an onion article because Vance isn’t a robot. He’s an alien, like from space.

Fuck yeah.

Time for Godot to get off Twitter.

Where’s the Chessence?

What’s its name? Nobody has a gun like that and doesn’t give it a name.

Now I understand why parents give their toddlers juice boxes to calm them down.

Welp. TIL I guess.