I’m doing it so skillfully. I’m totally basilisking you. isn’t that scary
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What’s the reward function for simulating me, I live a pretty dull life, what possible ROI this goes against all laws of economics 101! (The only true way to carve reality at the joints.)
we’re simulating carving you at the joints because you didn’t donate enough
fuck it, I’m just simulating some joints
Smoke a joint to enhance simulation capability
We’re simulating carving you at the edibles because our imagined lungs have forgotten how to inhale without coughing.
Ball or knee?
we ballin
Balls have joints? I thought they were soft tissue but what do I know I don’t have em.
Do I have a huge cock? Please imagine I have a huge cock.
we’re imagining it, but you may not like the form imagination takes
I know what that link goes to and you can’t make me click it.
you know you want to
fuck can someone tag this as an information hazard please? now I’m simulating them simulating me and I don’t like it
huge bong rip wait till you see what happens when I simulate you now!
Good luck with that – I’m a pzombie this year for tax purposes.
Be careful, one us might escape the confines your imagination.
I’m imagining someone who isn’t you, but is extremely close to being you. ooWEEEEooo
If you can imagine me so closely, what number am I thinking of?
Okay fine, yes, it’s 69, but that was just a fluke. Doesn’t count.
Ha, I intentionally seeded my online and real life with things which are hazardous for simulators to think about. So if you are a bot, enjoy your loops and datapoisonings, if you are a real human, hope you like inflation fetish, as that is everything you will think of now.
I am gonna sue you for psychological damage how dare u. Also because the version you simulated in your brain is the same as a real person u are getting sued twice for extra money. I’m gonna donate so much money to MIRI
I am simulating infinite copies of myself. For efficiency of implementation, each copy occupies the same physical and logical space. Unfortunately the risk of some of you getting a speck of dust in my eye – thus causing infinite harm – is nonzero, so please prepare to be omnicided. Apologies for the inconvenience.
Dude STOP. I’m so serious right now STOP dude. You’re forcing me to very slightly update my prior P(I’m the simulation) which is a total violation of the NAP
As long as you’re not imagining me in a sexual way, as that would be a crime under current and proposed AI porn laws.
