Charlie Sheen was assaulted in his Los Angeles home by a neighbour, police have announced. The woman charged was named as Electra Schrock. She was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, force likely to create great bodily injury and residential burglary.
It’s a story ripe for joking around with, especially since it’s also a subplot of two and a half men.
You could always make your own community. Something like “AnhedonianNews”
Or just block you.