• RedditWanderer@lemmy.world
    49·
    9 months ago

    When ppl want me to play slots or go to the casino I always tell them I can save them the drive and we can just play it here:

    We flip a coin, when I win you give me 10$, when I lose I give you 8$. We can play as long as you want.

    Somehow when you put it like that they don’t want to play anymore.

    • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
      30·
      9 months ago

      You goof, you forgot to offer them a light show and celebratory sound effect when they win. Next time, remember to display an array of laser pointers and laugh manically when they pick right.

    • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
      111·
      9 months ago

      The only time I was ever in a casino I lost $20 in five minutes and wondered when the fun would start.

      Plus they’re totally overstimulating.

      But the Ripley’s Museum was fun.

    • lugal@lemmy.ml
      91·
      9 months ago

      I just flipped a coin and got 10 heads in a row.

      I’m waiting for my money.

      • nadiaraven@lemmy.world
        11·
        9 months ago

        You cant stop now, you’re on a streak! You gotta put that money back in the game and keep flipping!

        • lugal@lemmy.ml
          3·
          9 months ago

          Jokes on you, I don’t even know what the other side is called in English. Is it number or tail or something? Eitherway: my eleventh head just fall

    • Pipoca@lemmy.world
      8·
      9 months ago

      Better yet:

      Give me $1, and I’ll roll two six-sided dice. If you roll two sixes, I give you $20.