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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up63·1 month agoYou just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 month agoI rarely physically shudder from text
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoI too try to only shit on company time
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoThey’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol. Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoWhy? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoJust know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoDo you need us to call someone for you?
minus-squareRoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoIf you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
I rarely physically shudder from text
I too try to only shit on company time
They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
My wife keeps telling me that…
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
Do you need us to call someone for you?
Sounds exciting!
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
What a terrible day to have eyes.