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minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months ago“Security” as in securing just enough of a budget to pass our audits.
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoThe master lock version of security. There is a lock on it so it ticks the box for insurance but a strong fart is enough to break the lock.
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agono joke, the Masterlock 175 combo padlock secures about 75% of Australian telecommunications facilities.
minus-squarebrenticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoYou are using a Masterlock 176. It can be opened with a Masterlock 176.
“Security” as in securing just enough of a budget to pass our audits.
The master lock version of security. There is a lock on it so it ticks the box for insurance but a strong fart is enough to break the lock.
no joke, the Masterlock 175 combo padlock secures about 75% of Australian telecommunications facilities.
You are using a Masterlock 176. It can be opened with a Masterlock 176.