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    11 months ago

    Self-propelled multipurpose couch “EXPERT”

    • Crew: 1-6 strategists

    (or 8 if not too fat)

    • TOP SECRET!

    Fuel tank

    24*0.5l, 2500 comments on full tank. Possible installation of additional tank.

    Air bag[safety pillow]

    Optical caterpillars

    Provide speed up to 100Mbps

    Teflon seat for couch driver

    Protects pillow from combusting

    Containers of dynamic protection against enemy cat

    Missle silo cover

    Three couch-internet missles

    Can hit/penetrate to the soul any opponent