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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months ago“My only two options were A. Quickly roll out of the way and retaliate with a swift counter-attack or B. Take an iron claw to the face, roll over into a ditch and die.” Takes iron claw to the face, rolls over into a ditch and dies “I should have gone with option A.”
minus-squareThrashy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoI’m bleeding, making me the victor!
“My only two options were A. Quickly roll out of the way and retaliate with a swift counter-attack or B. Take an iron claw to the face, roll over into a ditch and die.”
Takes iron claw to the face, rolls over into a ditch and dies
“I should have gone with option A.”
I’m bleeding, making me the victor!