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Owners say they are noticing orange stains on the stainless steel panels of their new Cybertrucks.
Owners say they are noticing orange stains on the stainless steel panels of their new Cybertrucks.
Nah.
Next thing it’ll demand you feed it nuclear pellets
Apologise to the car!
Immediately imagine myself pouring a little bit of nuclear orbs into the front like I’m feeding a small animal.
“Here you go little buddy, eat up…”
You mean next to the weekly sacrifice of virgin blood and ritual singing? This thing is expensive!
Imagine having to do a systematic car wash after every weekly grocery trip lmao
Funny enough, I love going through the car wash. I like it so much that I have one of those unlimited wash deals at my local soft touch place. I probably get 3 washes a week on average.
But the idea that I’d have to do that is nuts. And the shit about special soap and whatever? No way.
Yeah I feel like if you could do a normal car wash that’d even be somewhat more practical, but having this specific sequence of solutions and soaps. It’s so wild they published that recommendation seriously