I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my food go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
“Dam, sorry to hear that, hope you get better.” reported
“Fair enough. I’ll defer reporting you for lack of delivery. Hope your day gets better!”
If I’m ordering delivery I’m probably not in the greatest place either, but I’m not heartless.
“I’m sorry to hear you’re having a bad day. Bring me my food unscathed, and I’ll place a second order you can pick up and keep. What do you want to drink?”
So… what do you say to that?
Screenshot and send to door dash personally. Sorry you’re having a bad day but maybe I am too? Maybe I’m having a worse day and couldn’t bring myself to cook. Dasher wants to get food at the place I ordered from? Awesome. Go for it. This is stealing though and idc how bad of a day you’re having. You shouldn’t be delivering food if you can’t… Deliver the food
I mean, me personally? “I fuckin feel that, no worries”
Most people? “That sucks” and contact doordash support for a redund prolly
Remember you’re hungry when you get this message. IDK about you but rhat turns me into a different beast altogether.
