dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoThe Republican candidate for NYC mayor is a former world record holding competitive pickle eater that was kidnapped and almost murdered by the Gambino crime family.hexbear.netimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThe Republican candidate for NYC mayor is a former world record holding competitive pickle eater that was kidnapped and almost murdered by the Gambino crime family.hexbear.netdannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square17linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebtbt [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoIdk if I can support Zohran anymore y’all…
minus-squareGreenCrunch@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 hours agoI mean, NYC is known for being attacked by crazy monsters, I’ve seen the movies. It’s only a matter of time before an enormous pickle lays seige to Manhattan, and let’s face it - Mamdani doesn’t have what it takes to face that down. Vote Sliwa for Pickle Security!
Idk if I can support Zohran anymore y’all…
I mean, NYC is known for being attacked by crazy monsters, I’ve seen the movies. It’s only a matter of time before an enormous pickle lays seige to Manhattan, and let’s face it - Mamdani doesn’t have what it takes to face that down.
Vote Sliwa for Pickle Security!