I have secured for myself an normal human drip
stable and morally righteous human being.
New Muse album just dropped
Oof.
The Zuckbot Quest is the latest in a line of humanoid robots. Its mission: to deliver the most robotic date.
Willy Wonka after explaining that soylent and green is made from Oompa Loompa remains, 2012 colorized
I’m totally respectful of your privacy.
“Our business model is entirely dependent on VR being a thing. And since Virtual Reality sucks this much, it is now our goal to make Reality Reality suck that much worse!”
Wait…you might be on to something here. It’s just like how rising antisemitism globally is actually good for Isn’treal because it leads credence to them being a safe haven
Fruit basket sees HAL 9000 through rose colored glasses.
A human being
“if I can convince everyone these dumb glasses are cool my database will have so many videos of people going to the bathroom and that’s pretty cool”
The guy who sold you overpriced Molly keeps watching you, waiting for it to kick in before he tries to start dancing with you.
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
– Lt. Col Zuckerberg
No one knows what it’s like to be the bad man
Donkeyhotep Doughflamengo
The Zuckerberg Project presents their most lifelike prototype yet.
