i. didnt. leave. my. wife. and. kids. and. skip. town.
they just aren’t currently aware of where im at, haven’t been for seven months, and hopefully never will.
Right, it’s a special military operation
Mission Accomplished.
We aren’t in a fight, I just gave you a right hook to the eye
On the Semi-related flip side: someone PLEASE ‘Pearl Harbor’ Google. Obviously in Microsoft Flight Simulator 1.0 for the IBM PC.
The Nation State Equivalent of “Im not touching you! Im not touchinggg yoouuu”
It’s a sparkling conflict, not a real war.
Gunther Eagleman? The name seems just a bit too on the nose.
couldn’t dream to rival the original twitter-Gunther
ever heard of Lawrence Sidney Eagleburger?
Sidney is a little off brand.
This is like everybody’s favorite game: “Marvel, DC, or Former US Secretary of the Interior?”
We have never been at war with west asia
New The floor is lava update: The floor is war
😆🤣 They were airstrikes 🤣😂
I fucking hate that i still remember what this refers to.
Me too
Me too
Nominative determinism strikes again.
The gunthermensch
