“Fidelity is currently valuing X at about $9.4 billion”

I found this funny.

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    5 hours ago

    He didn’t even want to buy Twitter, just manipulate the stock price by talking about buying it. Dumbass signed too much paperwork and waived too many rights, though, and found himself obligated to buy it anyway. Pretty sure he tried to fight it and lost.

    So now he’s trying to not burn all his money, but he’s fucking terrible at it, so he’s just becoming a laughing stock.