• bean@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    I hope he’s been practicing for the big moment.

    ::Takes Glock::

    💥 BLAM! 💥 BLAM! 💥 BLAM! …

    Biden: “Pardon…”

    ::puts on shades, lights a cigar, smiles::

    Biden: “Me.”

    Drives off into the sunset.