• midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
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    20 days ago

    My yo-yo string just broke when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. The “ah fuckit” is already strong in me. And I’ll be 40 in 6 years.

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      20 days ago

      Ah. You got one of those fancy yoyo’s with disco lights and stuff. Mine just does walk the dog.