Roll for initiative to attack the Easter Bunny.
I’m not even supposed to be adventuring today!
37 potions? Try not to drink any potions on the way to the parking lot!
Bardic Inspiration: “MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERZERCKER! WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK, BERZERCKER!”
If the money doesn’t show, you owe me, owe me, owe.
My jungle love
🎶 My jungle loooove, O-E-O-E-O 🎶
I’d love to be silent Bob. “I nod aggressively”
You’d have to go on a long eloquent monologue about your current situation and how to resolve it leading up to the climax of every session, though.
I would buy this if it were real. I think I could finally get my best friend to play.
A campaign setting based on a fantasy-skewed View Askewniverse would be fun as hell.
Someone sick an AI on this immediately!
