snpzrik@midwest.social to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoWhat distro did you say you use?midwest.socialimagemessage-square104fedilinkarrow-up1425arrow-down125
arrow-up1400arrow-down1imageWhat distro did you say you use?midwest.socialsnpzrik@midwest.social to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square104fedilink
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·7 days agoYeah, ikr? My wife won’t even bang me, and I’m fairly sure it’s part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up13·6 days agosudo touch wife southsamurai isn’t in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
minus-squarebumbali@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoi have the same situation. i figured i could have sex with someone else then, but other women seem to also know i use linux because nobody else will bang me either. and i doubt it’s my looks, mom says i’m handsome, so it has to be the linux stuff.
Yeah, ikr? My wife won’t even bang me, and I’m fairly sure it’s part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode
sudo touch wifesouthsamurai isn’t in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
i have the same situation. i figured i could have sex with someone else then, but other women seem to also know i use linux because nobody else will bang me either. and i doubt it’s my looks, mom says i’m handsome, so it has to be the linux stuff.