Who do you call when it’s the police doing the harassing?

It was a graveyard fuck…

I don’t get it.

Harley Quinn hits Dracula with a bat. Vampires can turn into bats. I guess you could say Dracula is a “bat man”. Bruce Wayne lives in a mansion.

Is this just a pun on “bat man”? What am I missing?

Here’s a good place to start:

gpg --gen-key

Then follow the prompts.

…he should do anti-gravity next.

There’s a python library for that.

Girl from Walgreens: Phone number, please?

Sovcit: Hell no, I know my rights!

Jake from State Farm: What exactly are we insuring here?

Sovcit: You get your greasy corporate fingers out of my personal business!

Facebook: Literally all of your personal information, please?

Sovcit: Ok.

old-fashioned detective work

“Hey, I found this. Looks old”

“Cool, I’ve been looking for that.”

This is patently false. Secure boot and hibernation are not mutually exclusive.

True story:

alias ipa='ip a'

It’s the shaggin’ wagon.

Zee shell ist die beste.

It has space for a standard PSU inside, but I’m pretty happy with this one:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0785GRMPG

I’ve been running it for about 4 years now.

If you have a fat GPU, you might have trouble with additional PCIe cards. You’ll definitely need more cooling as it only comes with one tiny fan.

There’s also seq:

$ seq 1 2 10

This will print the numbers starting from 1, incrementing by 2 until you get to 10.

Just Quit Uploading Everything Ridiculous, Y’all

Pace Paconny Sauce

For the kids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S828Y7Eais&t=0

NEW YORK CITY!?!?

It’s not DNS.
There’s no way it’s DNS.
It was DNS.

-SSBroski

I think they’re more concerned about the continued existence of telegraph infrastructure.

I think you can get that form at the Department of Personal Enrichment.