I hope they don’t run me through with their sword
I hope they don’t run me through with their sword
I unironically think this is how plane travel should be. Slide me into a tube and gas me asleep. No peanuts, no crick neck, no risk of hijacking, and no praying and screaming when we slam into a mountain at 900km/h because the pilots had a bad day.
Skill issue. Pilots need to learn to think on their feet.
They should be replaced with automated mechanical food shuttles. I would tip those.
Can’t figure out how to make chain signals work
They should name it “Africa’s second longest river” just for the lols.
And this is Africa’s second longest river, the third longest river in Africa.
It’s always wise to pick a fight with 6 guys at once, especially when one of those guys is 4 times your size.
West Africa is widely celebrated for their stable, benevolent, progressive governments, and they are especially tolerant of LGBTQ people and refugees from different cultures.
Alpha males are mostly harmless unless you ingest them. Beta males are more dangerous, but a layer of heavy clothing can usually protect against them. Gamma males are extremely dangerous and should not be approached, especially if you’re holding a flathead screwdriver 🪛
Everyone loves the official snipers, but when I tell them I’m a freelance sniper, they get all upset.
Jesus was a bastard who was BFFs with a prozzie, did violence against the wealthy, and spurned authority. God might not listen to Slayer, but I reckon Jesus would have
Zeus doesn’t even discriminate based on gender. He saw Ganymede, a cute mortal twink herder, and brought him to mt Olympus to be his femboy cup-bearer. Tried for ages to get him pregnant, but with no such luck.
Hola world.
2025, Chinese year of the Leopard
I still prefer sysop.
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