Somebody skipped the checks and balances lesson in 10th grade American History, eh?

FYI, carrots grow vertically, not horizontally.

They are roots. Roots are like spongy straws. When a sponge dries out…

Wait 'til y’all find out about butter bells.

Gosh, I thought mine had a bad overbite. Derpiness max factor unlocked.

Confirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!”

She gives you that Russian side-eye.

No, makeup and crap. I was pretty furious. Luckily that’s the worst so far.

Stole from their workplace. It was awful.

Absolutely. Mostly because I don’t consume much entertainment. Movies and TV really shape how people think.

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Don’t call the non-emergency line when you have a parent with a spare key.

I shouldn’t need to ask you to put it in the dishwasher every time you use a fork.

Why is there a pile of dirty socks on the stairs?

I should be able to use my own couch/ sink/ toilet/ counter without having a fight about it.

Until you’re out of the house, it doesn’t matter whether you’re 18 or not, I still expect you to not do anything illegal.

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This is just part of the 5 S’s technique.

https://www.healthline.com/health/baby/5-s-baby

Of them, I found swaddling, swaying/rocking, and shushing/singing the most effective for my kiddos.

You know, LARPers.

The thing most companies are missing is to design the AI experience. What happens when it fails? Are we making options available for those who want a standard experience? Do we even have an elegant feedback loop to mark when it fails? Are we accounting for different pitches and accents? How about speech impediments?

I’m a designer focusing on AI, but a lot of companies haven’t even realized they need a designer for this. It’s like we’re the conscience of tech, and listened to about as often.

I don’t lie, so I’ll say, “well, you know…” and if they are friends, they know, if they aren’t, that’s a clue that they don’t want to.

Ah, yes. The Rufio method.

No, self-enhancing. It was in the article.

Just so you know, these guys are invasive and do their best to kill native species of birds.

I’ve always loved self-enhancing humor. Maybe this is why I’ve been told I was never a child. Lol.