She has been selected. She is The One.

I just really like walking around eating giant turkey legs.

Shibboleths are amazing! Calgary is almost universally pronounced “Cal-Gary” by non-locals, locals say “Calgree”

Yes, this. Many pages have a 5-15 second blank delay for reasons I can’t figure out when using Firefox. I still use Firefox, but that delay is rough on my blood pressure some days.

You’re in my brain

I dunno… Coast Guard?

Gotta brush up on my eyeball shots