If I had to pick one thing it would be not devaluing two out of three people for no reason based on an arbitrary beauty standards that differ between everyone. If you must treat them as trophies maybe say “I really like number one’s blanks but I also really like number two’s blanks too”. At least then it’s only positive and celebrating their beauty.
Well you say that but I think that tattoo says “not for you” so only so much fun…