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A geologist and archaeologist by training, a nerd by inclination - books, films, fossils, comics, rocks, games, folklore, and, generally, the rum and uncanny… Let’s have it!
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0·3 months agoIf I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident
🤔 Seen this?
Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.
Depends on your bladder. Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.
Hope this helps:
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Banned!
Oopsie
Or am I turning into Bizarro?
It works and is all-weather. Plus it probably already smells a bit of wee.
0·7 months agoIt’s worse than that - the scorpion might stick to its promise but hops off half-way across to be replaced by a far less amiable scorpion.
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Can’t say I’ve ever seen that done before but it is surprisingly effective.