Reading that the people were confused about bollards is astounding

Don’t run into or over them and you’re fine, if you feel you’re going too fast for how close you are to them, slow down.

It’s not rocket surgery

Went on a coffee date with someone that went quite well, we’re even making plans for a second date.

She’s also been sending pictures of some of the rocks in her collection to me, which is awesome!

She has this barely-contained-chaotic-joy about her that’s just awesome to see. We were talking intermittently for a few weeks before I got a glimpse of that joy, then we were talking quite a bit more. And then we went to get coffee which turned into lunch as well.

NGL last week was pretty great. Only the second successful date in the last 4 years for me, but I’ll take any win I can.

And it’s a bottle opener

Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism

To the shock of no one with empathy, the criminalization of someone’s existance makes them want to die.

Of course for those that pass legislation like this they see that as a win. The cruelty is the point in their eyes.

For those in those areas who fall into those categories of people, never lose hope. Use that fear for motivation. Unite with those in your community. Only through collective action can things change for the better.

Slight correction about the Spongebob one: it does tell us quite a bit about his thinking.

He thinks firmly in the box no matter how he appears on the outside. Given the free opportunity to let his creativity flow he chose to simply make a derivative work that’s a near copy of another famous work. And when he receives negative feedback on it it breaks him.

Spongebob’s lack of creativity screams incredibly loudly in his version of David.

His pile of rocks from when he actually tried to be creative is a painting into his mind in a beautiful way.

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Last night?

A mixture of shitposts and inspirational videos in the group chat

Last session?

They lit a vinyard/distillery on fire to deal with the undead thriving within. They forgot to secure their path to exit before starting the fire. They barely made it out the gate before the storage tanks blew up. And by “barely made it out” I mean the Barbarian got caught by the blast.

He slammed the basement door closed to prevent the blast from hitting the survivors they they found and rescued. The shock wave knocked everyone prone, except the Barbarian who was launched while still holding the door.

So everyone was fine, the Barbarian even had a hit point left… Until he landed.

One of the party members is also infected with Blue Rot though, he hasn’t figure it out yet.

BTW your link is broken

Enamel pins are so damn expensive

I still buy a shitton of them

But damn does it hurt my bank account

Some people are experiencing things for the first time everyday (lucky 10,000)

And here’s a extra (frightening) reminder: there are people on the internet who didn’t exist 2 decades ago

I was literally talking with someone the other day who didn’t even exist when I graduated Highschool. Made me feel fucking ancient.

NGL I was confused for a moment wondering if it was the anniversary again

Still one hell of a powerful image

Once you work with the public long enough you’re no longer surprised by such things.

The saying “There’s substantial overlap between the dumbest tourists and the smartest bears” is very true even though it was never said by someone in the National Parks Service.

I’ve met plenty of people who I believe would be outsmarted by the average bear let alone the smartest bears.

Well that’s fuckin depressing

Damn that’s a good looking theme

People would walk up and pee directly on the sign and because it was laminated the pee would blast back onto their pants and the floor

When I worked at a bar our urinal stopped flushing, so I put the laminated “Out of Order” sign over the bowl. We had a lot of customers walk out of the bathroom with a line of piss on their pants from the splash back from pissing on the sign.

Damn that’s a good shot

I see you’ve worked in customer facing positions before

Sometimes the truth can only come out in the form of jokes.

The raw emotional truth that we can only say with humor because to say it without humor is to bare our true self for the world to destroy.

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Oh that’s easy

I woke up this morning, therefor my morning is good

I’m also wishing others to have a morning that they also feel is good

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We wear ties at the base of our necks not the base of our heads