Go home and spend time with your family. No one can help you now.
Go home and spend time with your family. No one can help you now.
Conscious days, fading away
To uh oh, those possum bites
No, it’s real. It’s a greentext. It’s real ಠ_ಠ
Why are you cheering, Fry? You’re not rich.
True, but someday I might be rich. Then people like me better watch their step.
It was a really poor design decision making it look so much like the ‘other-destruct’ button
Car? Why not another truck?
Did anyone else feel like this article just reads like an ad for their new value menu?
That makes a pretty hilarious pun, tbh.
“… As you wish.”
“Orange juice, purple stuff… Sunny D Vodka! Thanks, mom!”
He was the son of Godzilla, after all.
“Dear God, he’s doing H.M.S. Pintafore. We have to leave. Now!”
Poppycock.
I was shocked to learn how far away people can read and recognize my face. Much was explained that day.
I, uh… ahem. I’ll have a piece of that, please.
Columbo is the true golden god.