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Cake day: December 6th, 2023

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  • and just like that - the network kicks into high gear, teams do the research, get addresses, plan the route, post lookouts, etc. within 24 hours, a van with competent operatives rolls out, armed with a high powered rifle and scope. they are set up within a reliable range of the sheriff’s whereabouts as the story goes viral. by the time it’s yesterday’s news on reddit, the next headline is hitting social media:

    “sheriff in northern idaho from viral video is found dead, authorities are baffled.”

    that’s how you make them think twice.